President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria met with the Queen of England,
he asked her;
Jonathan : ' how do you run such an efficient government,
Are there any tips you can give to me? ' I want to help Nigeria.
Well , said the Queen..
" the most important thing is to surround your self with intelligent people"
Jonathan frowned, and then asked, ' but how do I know that the people around me are really intelligent.
The Queen replied " Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle...
The Queen pushed a button an her intercom....
Queen: please send David Cameron in here, would you?
David Cameron walked into the room and said, Yes, Your Majesty?
The Queen smiled and said " answer this riddle,...
David, your mother and father have a child,
It's not your brother nor your sister, Who is it?
Without pausing for a minute, David Cameron answered;
That would be me...
Yes, very good, said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to Nigeria and asked his Vice President Sambo,...
Jonathan: ' answer this. Your mother and father have a child, it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?'
Sambo:' am not sure, let me get back to you' he asked all his staff in the office, but none could give him an answer,,,
Finally, one day, the VP Sambo, ran into Dora Akunyili,...
Sambo asked her, " Dora,
Sambo: your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister,
Who's it?
Dora answered sharply, that's easy, it's me!
Sambo smiled and said 'thanks'
Then he went back to President Jonathan,
Sambo: sir, I have the answer to that riddle, it's Dora Akunyili...!
Jonathan got angry, he said to Sambo, No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward I am surrounded by Dummies!
The answer is David Cameron..
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